Part man, part germ – or, maybe part germ and part man – as a result of falling in a big vat of germs.
Later on he learned that it was either a radioactive vat of germs or a vat of radioactive germs and the incident gave him secret, special, FBI powers. So, Germman set out, with due diligence, to right all the wrongs left in the world.
He started by setting out to put an end to WAR.
But there was much research required first.
He had to look up where there were wars going on. And then pick one that was reasonably close with decent facilities, places to wash up and eat organically and go to the toilet and all. For war is dirty, crappy business. Certainly there are cheaper and more fun things to do – like hitting oneself on the tongue with a gnarly piece of hemp rope, or maybe just sucking on a new hemp rope.
Anyway, he set off to end war...
Initially he gave the bankers 700 billion dollars, thinking it would hold them for awhile. Then he gave the insurance companies 700 billion dollars, thinking they, too, would be held.
But it wasn't until he found the dali LLAMA that he finally knew what to do.
"... Amass a huge army and put an end to all other armies. And while you're at it, shoot their bullets out of the air just to show 'em how good and serious you are. " The dollie said.
That sounds pretty good, Germman thought, especially the shooting part.
Germman liked shooting.
